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15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself


Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.


(via theroguefeminist)

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Anonymous asked: I don't see why a holocaust survivor would have a problem with someone ridiculing Hitler. Happens all the time, too. There's tons of stuff that does it. Hell, Charlie Chaplin did it. Now, making a funny movie about Buchenwald or something would be in pretty bad taste, but that's not what's happening here. Plus, the way I see it, anything that gets the author death threats from neonazis has to be hitting some kind of mark.

My grandmothers brothers were killed in the war. My grandfather died early because of the war. My family lost its home, some of them had to flee, all fucking Silesia changed it borders. My grandmother was traumatized. My family lost much in the war and I wont fucking forget it.

I have precisely a problem with people in Germany making lightly fun of Hitler now. Like my brainless cousin, who came to visit and made a “Hitler speech” sitting at the table with my grandma.

Its, as I see, a new fashion, creating an light funny image of Hitler.

I have a problem with Hitler becoming slowly a pop culture figure in Germany.